{"title":"Small and Spicy","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrinkets and Gifts\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"be-your-own-sugar-daddy-notepad-sticky-note","title":"Be Your Own Sugar Daddy Notepad Sticky Note","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeadline: Size matters. Especially when it comes to your to-do list.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFinally, a place for your thoughts that’s as loud as your personality. These aren't your average, boring office supplies—these are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003eGiant Sticky Notes\u003c\/b\u003e designed for people who have a lot to say and zero filter. Whether you’re plotting your next move or just reminding yourself to buy more champagne, do it with a little flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Goods:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 6\" of pure, unadulterated space for your most inappropriate thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Volume:\u003c\/b\u003e 50 high-quality sheets that actually stick (unlike your last ex).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flex:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes with a sleek \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eGold \u0026amp; Black Ink Ballpoint Pen\u003c\/b\u003e because you deserve to write in luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Presentation:\u003c\/b\u003e Each notepad arrives shrink-wrapped with its gold pen and a \"I’m a giant sticky note!\" sticker—perfect for gifting or keeping for your own desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/b\u003e Stop using tiny scraps of paper for your big ideas. Grab the bundle that makes \"being productive\" actually look good. 💅🥂\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Positively Inappropriate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48061566681313,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/6602\/4417\/files\/sugardaddystickynote.webp?v=1773153524"},{"product_id":"fuck-it-all-pen-set","title":"Fuck It All Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor when you’ve run out of f*cks to give, but still have to write things down.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLet’s be honest: some days, a standard blue ballpoint just doesn't capture the vibe. Whether you’re stuck in a meeting that should have been an email or just trying to survive your to-do list, this set of five black ink pens says exactly what you’re thinking so your face doesn't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lineup:\u003c\/b\u003e Each set includes five high-quality black ink pens, each uniquely engraved with a specific mood:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck that!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the bad ideas)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck me!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the Monday mornings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck you!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the \"per my last email\" moments)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck this!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the paperwork pile)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck it!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the 4:59 PM energy)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need Them:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate choice for the person who has everything but a filter. Ideal for \"favorite child\" status on Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, or as the standout gift in a holiday exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOffice Essentials:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to be the only pens in the office that nobody tries to \"borrow\" twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e From teachers with a dark sense of humor to the CEO of Chaos, these are the adult gifts that actually get used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eSet of 5 pens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eSmooth-writing black ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eThe perfect blend of kitsch, novelty, and pure, unadulterated sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't just take notes—make a statement. Grab a set for yourself and one for the person in your life who desperately needs to start a fire. 🥂🔥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Positively Inappropriate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48061568975073,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/6602\/4417\/files\/fuckpens.webp?v=1773153524"},{"product_id":"productive-as-fuck-notepad-sticky-note","title":"Productive As Fuck Notepad Sticky Note","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize matters. Especially when it comes to your to-do list.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFinally, a place for your thoughts that’s as loud as your personality. These aren't your average, boring office supplies—these are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003eGiant Sticky Notes\u003c\/b\u003e designed for the bold, the unfiltered, and the chronically busy. Whether you’re plotting your next move, leaving a chaotic reminder for your roommate, or just trying to stay productive, do it with a little extra flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Goods:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 6\" of pure, unadulterated space for your most important (or most inappropriate) thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Volume:\u003c\/b\u003e 50 high-quality sheets that actually stick (unlike your last \"good intention\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flex:\u003c\/b\u003e Each notepad comes paired with a sleek \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eGold \u0026amp; Black Ink Ballpoint Pen\u003c\/b\u003e because even a grocery list looks better in luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Presentation:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives professionally shrink-wrapped with its gold pen and a \"I’m a giant sticky note!\" sticker—making it the ultimate \"no-brainer\" gift for your favorite menace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The undisputed heavyweight champion of stocking stuffers, funny stationery hauls, and \"just because\" gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCute but Chaotic:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect blend of \"adorable\" and \"hilarious\" to brighten up a boring desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Go:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with care and ready to handle everything from work tasks to weekend mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/b\u003e Stop using tiny scraps of paper for your big ideas. Grab the bundle that makes \"getting things done\" actually look good. 🥂💅\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Positively Inappropriate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48061573923041,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/6602\/4417\/files\/productiveasfucktodolist.webp?v=1773153524"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shit-show-sticky-note","title":"Welcome To the Shit Show Sticky Note","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause your big ideas deserve more than a tiny scrap of paper.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFinally, a stationery set that matches your energy. These aren't your average, sad office supplies—these are \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003eGiant Sticky Notes\u003c\/b\u003e designed for the bold, the busy, and the slightly chaotic. Whether you’re plotting your next move, leaving a \"don't touch my oat milk\" note, or just trying to survive your to-do list, do it with a touch of hilarious flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Goods:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 6\" of pure, unadulterated space for your most important (or most inappropriate) thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Volume:\u003c\/b\u003e 50 high-quality sheets that actually bring a touch of fun to your everyday tasks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flex:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a sleek \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eGold \u0026amp; Black Ink Ballpoint Pen\u003c\/b\u003e because even a grocery list looks better in luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Presentation:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives professionally shrink-wrapped with its gold pen and an \"I’m a giant sticky note!\" sticker so everyone understands the assignment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Mom\" Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The undisputed heavyweight champion of Mother’s Day, birthdays, or \"just because\" gifts for the woman who runs the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOffice Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e The funniest office supply in the building—guaranteed to be the only thing on your desk that actually makes you smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGift-Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e Cute, funny, and ready to be dropped into a gift bag or a stocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/b\u003e 50 sheets per pad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/b\u003e Gold black ink ballpoint pen included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/b\u003e Stop playing small with your stationery. 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