{"product_id":"fuck-it-all-pen-set","title":"Fuck It All Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor when you’ve run out of f*cks to give, but still have to write things down.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLet’s be honest: some days, a standard blue ballpoint just doesn't capture the vibe. Whether you’re stuck in a meeting that should have been an email or just trying to survive your to-do list, this set of five black ink pens says exactly what you’re thinking so your face doesn't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lineup:\u003c\/b\u003e Each set includes five high-quality black ink pens, each uniquely engraved with a specific mood:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck that!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the bad ideas)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck me!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the Monday mornings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck you!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the \"per my last email\" moments)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck this!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the paperwork pile)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFuck it!\u003c\/b\u003e (For the 4:59 PM energy)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need Them:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate choice for the person who has everything but a filter. Ideal for \"favorite child\" status on Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, or as the standout gift in a holiday exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOffice Essentials:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to be the only pens in the office that nobody tries to \"borrow\" twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e From teachers with a dark sense of humor to the CEO of Chaos, these are the adult gifts that actually get used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eSet of 5 pens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eSmooth-writing black ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eThe perfect blend of kitsch, novelty, and pure, unadulterated sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't just take notes—make a statement. Grab a set for yourself and one for the person in your life who desperately needs to start a fire. 🥂🔥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Positively Inappropriate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48061568975073,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/6602\/4417\/files\/fuckpens.webp?v=1773153524","url":"https:\/\/positivelyinappropriate.myshopify.com\/products\/fuck-it-all-pen-set","provider":"Positively Inappropriate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}