Refund policy
THE RECEIPT OF REGRET (Return Policy)
Love it or leave it—but keep it clean.
Look, we get it. Sometimes the vibe isn't what you expected, or your "sexy imagination" got the size wrong. We want you to feel like a total menace in our gear, so if it’s not a match, we’ll help you out. But let’s be clear: we have standards.
The Rules of Engagement:
To be eligible for a return, your items must meet the following "Vibe Check":
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The Clock is Ticking: You have 10 days from the moment the tracking says "Delivered" to get your return started. After that? It’s yours forever.
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Keep the Tags On: If you rip the tags off, you’ve committed. No tags, no return.
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Shape & Status: Items must be in the exact condition they arrived in. If it’s stretched out, distorted, or looks like it’s been through a "night shift," we won't take it back.
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Original Packaging: Send it back in the original packaging. We put effort into that presentation; we expect the same from you.
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No "Test Drives": If the item is visibly worn, smells like your perfume (or your mistakes), or has any "evidence" of use—it’s a hard no.
How We Settle Up:
We don’t do traditional refunds. If your return is approved, you will receive Store Credit in the form of a Gift Card. This way, you can grab the piece you actually wanted and keep the misconduct moving.
How to Return:
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Shoot us an email (positivelyinappropriate@gmail.com) with your order number and the reason for your regret.
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Once we approve the vibe, we'll send you the instructions.
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Pack it up tight and send it home. Your gift card will be issued once we inspect the goods.
The Fine Print: We reserve the right to refuse any return that doesn't meet our standards. Don't send us your laundry; send us our product.