Shipping policy

SHIPPING & LOGISTICS: GETTING THE GOODS 

Headline: Fast enough for the impatient. Reliable enough for the obsessed.

We know you want your gear yesterday so you can start causing problems immediately. Here is the breakdown of how we get our "Positively Inappropriate" goods from our warehouse to your door.

The Ready-to-Riot Timeline (In-Stock Items)

If the item is currently in stock (meaning it’s not marked as a Pre-Order in the description), we don’t mess around.

  • Processing: Your order will be packed and shipped from our warehouse within 3–5 business days.

  • Tracking: You’ll get an email with your tracking number the second it leaves our hands so you can stalk your package in peace.

The "Worth the Wait" Timeline (Pre-Order Items)

Sometimes the demand is so high we have to run a Pre-Order to make sure everyone gets a piece of the action.

  • Timing: Pre-order items typically ship within 2–3 weeks from our warehouse.

  • The "Heads Up": If for some reason the chaos at the warehouse takes a little longer than expected, don’t panic. We will send you an email to keep you updated on the new timeline. Communication is key, even in misconduct.

Shipping Details:

  • Address Accuracy: Double-check your shipping info. We ship to the address you provide. If you send your "Nut Collector" tee to your ex's house by mistake, that’s a "you" problem.

  • Carrier Delays: Once it leaves our HQ, we are at the mercy of the postal carriers. We can’t control the weather or their workload, but we’ll do everything we can to help you track it down if it goes rogue.

The Bottom Line: We’re working hard to get your order to you as fast as humanly possible. Thanks for being part of the drop.